SOPER: (To D, after hearing low buzzing sound) Is that your cellphone?
D: No, that's a cow.
You know you is KUNTRY when you mistake a cow for your husband's cellphone...
In between Shug's newest hobby (throwing tantrums that are, because she is so very tiny, HILARIOUS) and Moonpie's oldest hobby (the whining. Oh God, please let it stop) I try to find a few minutes a day to search Etsy or Ebay for weird, wonderful, truly bizarre things to make me laugh.
Some people drink, I apparently collect ugly lamps.
Then it hit me today: "Soper," I said to myself, "you really suck at blogging these days. You used to be funny! And now you are just funny looking! Why don't you share at least one of those funny links you love so much at least once a week? Like a feature! A really lame-ass, super-easy feature!"
"Why, self," I said, "what a marvelous idea!"
So here is my first Laugh of the Week for you:
REGRETSYEnjoy.
OMG. What a hoot!
Posted by: maggie | October 06, 2009 at 11:05 PM
Do share your ebay finds, or some cool search terms. I'm sort of an adict myself. :-)
Posted by: Lut C. | October 07, 2009 at 04:24 PM
That is some freaky crafty shite right there. What the heck is wrong with those folks? Who sees dead chicken feet and thinks "hey, I could sell this!"
And I'm with you on the whining, sister! The 3.5 year old can set up a whine that makes me want to puncture my own eardrums. Makes me long for the good old days when he had colic and screamed 7 hours straight. Luckily he only gets whiney a few times a week, otherwise the .5 year old would be an only child.
Posted by: Michelle H. | October 07, 2009 at 11:20 PM
A-hem. You're welcome.
Posted by: akeeyu | October 08, 2009 at 02:01 AM
That was...disturbing...
Posted by: Orodemniades | October 08, 2009 at 12:47 PM
Wow, that was very interesting. Oh, the things that people make and buy!
Posted by: Kelly | October 08, 2009 at 04:00 PM